A guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him, shows him doors to three rooms, and says he must choose one spend eternity in. In the first room, people are standing in sh*t up to their necks. The guy says "no, let me see the next room." In the second room, people are standing with sh*t up to their noses. Guy says no again. Finally, Satan opens the door to the third room. People are standing with sh*t up to their knees, drinking coffee and eating danish pastries. The guy says, "I pick this room." Satan says okay and starts to leave, and the guy wades in and starts pouring some coffee. On the way out Satan yells, "O.K., coffee break's over. Everyone back on your heads!"
2007-06-18 00:31:43 · 18 answers · asked by BrooklynNY 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
it was funny
2007-06-21 23:33:02 · answer #1 · answered by Oops 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Cute. How about this one? Three guys go to Heaven. The first guy cheated on his wife countless times so St. Peter gives him a bike to ride around on. The second guy cheated once so St. Peter gives him a beat up old car. The third guy was always faithful to his wife so St. Peter rewards him with a beautiful new Jaguar. The next day the guy with the Jag looks really unhappy and the other two guys ask why. The guy with the Jaguar says, "I saw my wife up here and she was riding around on a bike".
2007-06-18 00:40:32 · answer #2 · answered by Debra D 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I believe he would, there is so much controversy about getting into heaven, but i believe he would. It is mainly said that you must believe in Jesus to go to heaven, probably because if you don't then there is nothing to relieve you of sin. Though i believe if you lead a good,morally aware life, you will go to heaven. -Theist/Christian edit: @Rose- You have a good point, it is not for us to decide, but it is our opinion that matters to the person in life. In the end it is God who will decide, but i think if someone leads a good life and has good morals than they should go to heaven, if they do not go to heaven then i would gladly go with them, wherever they go. @Kathy <3- Not all of us, most of us, but not all. I walk through my school and i hear the most disgusting things come out of peoples mouths. I am not like them, God has lifted me out fo the crowd, where i belong. I do not speak the vulgarity they do, though i am not perfect. The perfect people are the saints, the monks, the Buddhists, and all other pure blood pacifists. The kind of people i can't be, the kind of people i don't want to be.
2016-05-18 08:01:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The way I heard it in 1956, the first room, everybody was chained to a desk and reading, the second room, everybody was having all kinds of sex, and he decided that even that could get boring after awhile. The third room, everybody was up to their chin in sewage. It was dark. When his eyes adjusted to the light, he turned to the guy next to him and said,
"This is Hell."
And the fellow replies, "If you think this is Hell, wait til the Devil comes around in his speedboat."
2007-06-18 00:45:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
That is a really s**t joke. Got one for U. Guy dies and goes to heaven. Can't find his brother so he ask God where he is. God tells him his brother went to hell for chasing women and being a drunk. Guy ask if he can see his brother and God says sure I will grant you a vision. Guy sees his brother in hell setting on a nice couch with a naked blond on one arm and a keg of beer in the other. Guy says God I don't get it what kind of punishment is that? God says my son things are never what they seem. The keg of beer has a hole in it. The blond doesn't.
2007-06-18 00:46:58 · answer #5 · answered by Michael N 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was Funny the first time i heard it when i was 8
2007-06-18 00:39:36 · answer #6 · answered by Dark Crystel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard this around 1980, and I often told it back in the day. Funny.
2007-06-18 00:35:54 · answer #7 · answered by Mr. Vincent Van Jessup 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-18 00:34:09 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have to remember that 1 for down the pub
2007-06-18 00:36:13 · answer #9 · answered by the stig 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha! I like that! that's one person you never trust!
Satan, The Devil!
:)
2007-06-21 22:35:38 · answer #10 · answered by Kay 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice it was funny
2007-06-18 00:46:06 · answer #11 · answered by tre 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋