A blonde teenage girl comes home from school and asks her mother, "Is it
true what Rita just told me ..... Babies come out of the same place where
boys put their thingies?"
"Yes, dear." replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come
up, and she wouldn''t have to explain it in detail to her daughter.
"But then, when I have a baby," responded the blonde teenager, "won''t it
knock my teeth out?"
*star if you like;-)
2007-06-17 21:41:10 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Love it....10/10 starred
2007-06-17 21:46:26 · answer #1 · answered by Citizen Mac 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha good one. checkout this joke: A woman posts an ad in the newspaper that looks like this… “Looking for man with these qualifications: won’t beat me up, or run away from me, and is great in bed.” She got lots of phone calls replying to her ad but one in particular stood out. After giving the man her address, he came to her house. She opening the door for him and the man said, “Hi, I’m Bob. I have no arms so I won’t beat you up and no legs so I won’t run away.” So the lady says, “What makes you think you are great in bed?” Bob replies, “I rang the door bell didn’t I?”
2016-05-18 06:55:58 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! You made my day, really, I was actually gonna be the first to answer the question but I was laughing so hard I couldn't stop typing! lool! Thanks, again! I love blonde jokes! I think I'm gonna need a doctor soon, though!
2007-06-17 21:47:26 · answer #3 · answered by RoseyX 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAha i love it so much but EEEEWWWW discusting it thought it was going to be the toilet!! LOL heaps funny
2007-06-17 22:39:52 · answer #4 · answered by KrystalKlear 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hhaha thats pretty funny at first i thought it was going to be something like the toilet...
2007-06-17 21:43:38 · answer #5 · answered by jenny 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Silly but brilliant. Hee hee!
Have a star :)
2007-06-17 21:50:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are right about that one. It sure was both funny and cheesy.
2007-06-17 21:58:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not a bad joke overall. Heard worse. lol.
2007-06-17 21:45:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Pretty funny.
2007-06-17 21:43:42 · answer #9 · answered by Georgie 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Naughty - tsk tsk
2007-06-17 21:43:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋