lol, had to say it, must be the 100 billionth time it has been said.
2007-06-17 20:23:57 · 17 answers · asked by ? 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Sheik, good point. "A thousand years is a day to the Lord". The Bible is filled with circular self-endorsements. "Now now, when the Lord said '77 Weeks', he didn't mean LITERAL weeks!" lol, okay apostle Joe!
2007-06-17 20:39:50 · update #1
I think you are in for a long wait and a lot of disappointment.
2007-06-17 21:02:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
There's a saying in Judaism, "If you are planting a tree and someone says that the messiah has come, finish planting the tree." In other words, don't hold your breath. If Jesus is coming, does that mean you can pollute the earth and don't have to recycle?
2007-06-18 03:29:20 · answer #2 · answered by Katherine W 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't expect a straight answer from xtians on this one. "Soon" to the xtian god is anything from a nanosecond to an infinity of aeons. Just remember - you're check from the Nigerian bank is in the mail...
2007-06-18 03:33:37 · answer #3 · answered by sheik_sebir 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am preparing to meet My Lord Jesus Christ in the cloud when the tremphet sounds. (bit ashamed to say "preparing" rather than "prepared")
please include me in your prayers, I should live a life in such a way that I am already prepared to meet my Beloved Jesus.
2007-06-18 03:46:19 · answer #4 · answered by ponder of God's Desire 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Didn't he say he'd return (bringing with him Judgement Day) before the last of the generation around at the time of his crucifixation had passed away?
2007-06-18 03:51:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
i know
but we are not sure
that means that we all have to turn our lives around
and get rid of everything sinful and negative in our lives
jesus said
if our left hand causes us to sin cut it off...
it is true
he dont mean literally dismember urself
2007-06-18 03:32:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'm calling out from work that day!
2007-06-18 03:29:07 · answer #7 · answered by Pseudonym 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually, Odin is due for arrival any minute now.
2007-06-18 03:32:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Try and have him show up in the afternoon, I like sleeping in.
2007-06-18 03:27:41 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
well probably once you said this a lady named her child jesus.
so he's back.
but it didnt make a difference did it?
2007-06-18 03:29:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋