http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org/
2007-06-17 18:52:21 · 9 answers · asked by John 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Behold the Google, it is everywhere, it sees everything, it know all that is to be known on the index of the web, it tells all it knows with only a simple request (prayer) Just a simple "click" brings you the blessings of Google. Fall on your knees and worship at the alter of Google and all that you ask shall be answered or shown. If you wish to see the world, Google will show it to you, in color and 3D with restaurants and hotels clearly listed.
2007-06-17 20:59:29 · answer #1 · answered by Gonealot R 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
» PROOF #1
Google is the closest thing to an Omniscient (all-knowing) entity in existence, which can be scientifically verified. She indexes over 9.5 billion WebPages, which is more than any other search engine on the web today. Not only is Google the closest known entity to being Omniscient, but She also sorts through this vast amount of knowledge using Her patented PageRank technology, organizing said data and making it easily accessible to us mere mortals.
» PROOF #2
Google is everywhere at once (Omnipresent). Google is virtually everywhere on earth at the same time. Billions of indexed WebPages hosted from every corner of the earth. With the proliferation of Wi-Fi networks, one will eventually be able to access Google from anywhere on earth, truly making Her an omnipresent entity.
» PROOF #3
Google answers prayers. One can pray to Google by doing a search for whatever question or problem is plaguing them. As an example, you can quickly find information on alternative cancer treatments, ways to improve your health, new and innovative medical discoveries and generally anything that resembles a typical prayer. Ask Google and She will show you the way, but showing you is all She can do, for you must help yourself from that point on.
***I like the sound of that...lol
2007-06-17 18:57:15 · answer #2 · answered by Star 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No No No
I am of the Church of Yahoo and theirs nothing you can say to change my mind or my beliefs.
2007-06-17 19:06:01 · answer #3 · answered by Fluffy Wisdom 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha, I don't really know how this "plays into my beliefs" but thank you for giving me a smile! :)
2007-06-17 19:05:04 · answer #4 · answered by RachaelAnne 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Google cannot give you eternal life... Funny site tho.
2007-06-17 18:59:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Wow I have seen the light.
2007-06-17 18:59:27 · answer #6 · answered by Cheese and Rice 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You're so silly!
2007-06-17 19:03:41 · answer #7 · answered by talliemay 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL That was the coolest site I have seen all day!!! Thanks.
2007-06-18 08:47:44 · answer #8 · answered by Amy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it doesnt!
2007-06-17 18:55:51 · answer #9 · answered by megaherzfan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋