This is the only one I know.
How do you circumcise a red-neck? Kick his sister in the jaw.
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2007-06-17 18:33:39 · 7 answers · asked by Anon 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You know you're a redneck when your last words are "Hey y'all, watch this!"
You know you're a redneck if your car has curtains, but your house doesn't.
You know you're a redneck when a port-o-potty is cleaner than your own bathroom.
2007-06-17 19:03:26 · answer #1 · answered by Doc 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you know you are a red neck if your woman runs out of the bathroom waving the empty toilet paper roll, yelling "yahoo! I just won the door prize!
You might be a red neck if your sister asks to borrow your cut-offs to wear to her wedding.
2007-06-17 19:18:01 · answer #2 · answered by territizzyb 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-09-05 19:49:30 · answer #3 · answered by donnadio 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know how a redneck can tell if his trailer is level?
He's got tobacco juice running out both sides of his mouth.
2007-06-17 19:38:52 · answer #4 · answered by toughnottobeacynic 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
how many rednecks does it take to eat roadkill?
3 one to eat while the others watch for cars
2007-06-17 18:37:36 · answer #5 · answered by shamrock438 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you know you're a redneck when.....
you go to a family reunion looking for a girlfriend.
2007-06-17 18:37:47 · answer #6 · answered by superactress 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
your 'ID' is your belt-buckle
2007-06-17 18:46:52 · answer #7 · answered by blick 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋