Two men met while both where looking for their lost wives.
1st: How yours look like?
2nd: She is 5"7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. What about yours?
1st: Forget mine. Lets find yurs!!
Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend to death.
Wife says, "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends".
Small Boy wrote to Santa Claus," send me a brother"
Santa wrote back," SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"
What is the definition of Mistress?
Someone between the Mister and the Mattress
Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning of WIFE ??
"Without Information Fighting Everytime"
Wife replies," No, It means , "With Idiot For Ever !!!"
Three Feelings:
What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and Panic is when both are pregnant.
2007-06-17 16:31:32 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Teacher: u know the importance of the period?
Kid: Ya, once my sister said she has missed one, then my mom fainted, dad
got a heart attack , and our driver ran away.
Women asked man who is traveling with six children, all these kids yours???
No, I work in a condom factory & these are customer complaints.
Sons asks difference between confidence and confidential Dad says, you are my son, i'm confident.
Your friend is also my son,that's confidential!
Mother to her teenage daughter: I think this is the right time we should talk about sex.
Daughter (Excitingly): Sure mom, tell me what do you want to know.
Mother Faints...
2007-06-17 16:32:01 · update #1
Starr it, if you find it's funny......
2007-06-17 16:32:39 · update #2
LOL, so funny....
hey if you don't mind please answer my question.. I need help
2007-06-17 16:38:55 · answer #1 · answered by Love Exists? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before but it still makes me laugh, good one, love funny, clean jokes
2016-04-01 02:53:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
love the jokes
i needed the laugh
2007-06-17 16:37:45 · answer #3 · answered by Ivy D 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That was funny.. I was feelind down and I needed that. You got my star.
2007-06-19 06:59:01 · answer #4 · answered by Sweetie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
TOO FUNNY.. im gonna send these to my bf.
2007-06-17 17:37:52 · answer #5 · answered by Mrs.Beckford 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My wife and me are laughing..louder...kids hv woken up....thinking...father has gone mad on father's day....
2007-06-17 16:41:30 · answer #6 · answered by mandeepgupta 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ahahaha ...love it!!
that is hilariuos.
2007-06-17 22:18:55 · answer #7 · answered by # 1 wifey!!! 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
THAT WAS HILARIOUS lol
2007-06-17 17:15:16 · answer #8 · answered by aman 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
with tons of laughter.............
2007-06-17 16:36:26 · answer #9 · answered by Johann E 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋