There are days in the month when all a man has to do
is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his
own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as
common as a driver's license in the wallet of every
husband, boyfriend, or significant other!!
DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: What did I do wrong?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdue it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
2007-06-17 16:03:57 · 14 answers · asked by old man 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a
new argument.
2007-06-17 16:04:54 · update #1
You hit the nail on the head,yeah,i like that.Give me more.
2007-06-17 16:12:21 · answer #1 · answered by SEVIN-5 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, ultrasounds are safe..there are absolutely no side effects on the fetus..I had numerous ultrasounds with my 2nd pregnancy..baby was fine. I have never heard of any problems with the baby from ultrasounds...it is not like an xray so there is no radiation or anything.
2016-04-01 02:50:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL if a man does the "ultrasafe" all the time, he'll have a 600 lbs. wife with acne.
2007-06-17 16:07:53 · answer #3 · answered by perfectlybaked 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
yes to many of us, we see chocolates like you men see sex. so yes. we love chocolates. it puts us on a natural high and happier mood. Hahah!
2007-06-17 16:12:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, can I have some of that chocolate???? By the way, that is so true!!
2007-06-17 16:38:33 · answer #5 · answered by steeler_chic 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-17 16:15:49 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe that's funny can I have some chocolate?
2007-06-17 16:08:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
And guys, any time you win an argument.....apologise at once.
2007-06-17 16:08:16 · answer #8 · answered by dryheatdave 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what if shes allergic to chocolate?
2007-06-17 16:49:39 · answer #9 · answered by ccw12892 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that is amazing... every man absolutely needs that and it is very good to know
2007-06-17 16:09:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋