Into the National Douche Organization (NDA)?
I know it's a long shot, but I think I have what it takes.
2007-06-17 15:34:58 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You have any idea how long the waiting list is? When you set standards, you set 'em high, bud.
2007-06-17 16:43:38 · answer #1 · answered by writersblock73 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nope - you are done. Just by using the term Jesus and Douche on the same page that disqualifies you from any level of acceptance - thems the rules.
2007-06-17 22:38:28 · answer #2 · answered by Russ H 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well if you had enough decency for God to look down you and knock the stupid thoughts and crude humor out of you, you may come to realize that its right on your nose waiting for an actual person to be unleashed. How Rude!!!
2007-06-17 22:41:59 · answer #3 · answered by !!!sHaNoN!!! 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If his Father gives you to Him then He will accept you.
John 6:37 All that the Father gives me will come to me, and whoever comes to me I will never cast out. 38 For I have come down from heaven, not to do my own will but the will of him who sent me. 39 And this is the will of him who sent me, that I should lose nothing of all that he has given me, but raise it up on the last day. 40 For this is the will of my Father, that everyone who looks on the Son and believes in him should have eternal life, and I will raise him up on the last day."
2007-06-17 22:39:28 · answer #4 · answered by Martin S 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hope that Jesus accepts you BEFORE you get to His judgement seat and have to explain that comment to the Judge. At that point, you're dismissed.
2007-06-17 22:40:20 · answer #5 · answered by Red neck 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Wow, wish i could find the humor here. Even if you don't like a religious symbol, at least be evolved enough to have respect.
2007-06-17 22:37:32 · answer #6 · answered by Kiss My Shaz 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Probably not, you douched your brains right down the drain.
2007-06-17 22:37:13 · answer #7 · answered by Linda R 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, you have to humble yourself first before the mighty hand of God and repent for your blaspheming ways , then He might !!!
2007-06-17 22:39:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
jesus accept every one. just pray for forgiveness and tray to not do sin.
2007-06-17 22:38:05 · answer #9 · answered by Prince Luis 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
wow thats soo hilarious lets have some original comedy hehehehe, not.
2007-06-17 22:37:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋