When his safe jammed, a mine operator decided to call the local prison and see if any of the inmates knew how to get it open. Half an hour later, a prison guard arrived, bringing a prisoner along with him. The prisoner jiggled the combination, listened carefully, and within a few minutes had the safe open.
"Thankyou so much," said the mine operator. "What can I give you to repay you?"
"Well," said the prisoner, "the last time I opened a safe I got five years."
2007-06-17 15:30:56 · 7 answers · asked by BeckV 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-17 15:40:17 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha! Poor thing. At least this time, I will give you a good recommendation, since he has done it for a good cause.
:)
2007-06-17 22:55:42 · answer #2 · answered by Kay 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah funny
2007-06-17 22:58:15 · answer #3 · answered by ausblue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
May be i'm slow but I don't get it!âº
2007-06-17 22:35:58 · answer #4 · answered by â?¥Yummy 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny!
2007-06-17 22:34:16 · answer #5 · answered by ~Oh Baby Your A Classic!~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, i get it!!! At first I didn't get it, but now I do!!! lol!!!
2007-06-17 23:07:19 · answer #6 · answered by Victoria 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol!
2007-06-17 23:00:33 · answer #7 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋