A man bought a new Mercedes to celebrate his wife leaving him and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive.
The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him.
"There's no way they can catch a Mercedes," he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 90, 100.....Then the reality of the situation hit him. "What am I doing?" he thought and pulled over.
The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it and the car.
"It's been a long hard day, this is the end of my shift and it's Friday the 13th. I don't feel like more paperwork, I don't need the frustration or the overtime, so if you can give me a really good excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go."
2007-06-17 15:26:55 · 16 answers · asked by KÖoÌSÍÄy€r5 - "S" 4 SÍ 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The guy thinks about it for a second and says, "Last week my nagging wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back!"
"Have a nice weekend," said the officer.
2007-06-17 15:27:21 · update #1
omgah freakin hilarious!
2007-06-17 15:43:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-17 15:29:46 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL
that's funny
2007-06-17 16:10:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good one!
2007-06-17 15:36:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok. Not very funny.
2007-06-17 15:59:51 · answer #5 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol not bad
2007-06-17 15:31:42 · answer #6 · answered by Brezzia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i actually think my dad used that one before... small world huh?? lol
2007-06-17 15:33:27 · answer #7 · answered by Lost-in-Translation 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMBO(laugh my butt off) thats hilarious...im telling that to my friends
2007-06-17 15:31:03 · answer #8 · answered by noelle s 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hah that one made me chuckle more than the last one...
2007-06-17 15:31:08 · answer #9 · answered by Hayden Z 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-06-17 15:57:15 · answer #10 · answered by Temüjin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋