My husband, not happy with my mood swings, bought
me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to
monitor my moods. When I'm in a good mood, it turns
green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big red
mark on his forehead.
Maybe next time he'll get smart and buy me
diamonds.
2007-06-17 15:03:09 · 11 answers · asked by old man 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It's a joke, I thought this was the jokes and riddles section. I should have edited to say A husband...
2007-06-17 15:14:11 · update #1
Lol, that's a good one. And it is in Jokes and Riddles. :D
2007-06-17 15:29:58 · answer #1 · answered by A 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A reverse twist to the old "Mood Ring (Joke)"!! (lol). . Ha-Ha!! She'll get back at you later for smacking her on the forehead.
2016-05-18 02:49:39 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch! Funny! 10!
2007-06-17 15:08:20 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Huh. I hope for his sake he doesn't buy diamonds. They'll leave a more permant mark. After all, diamonds are forever.... and the hardest rock...
2007-06-17 15:07:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't think and old man would look any good on diamonds...wait....what you could do...if possible..if he evers stop being such a tighwad..do some plastic surgery for your self..Honestly..you need it..with such a face all you could get from me i'ts a fake precious stone bought at wallmart!
2007-06-17 15:11:02 · answer #5 · answered by Yerba74, Free Hugs 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
But you're a guy.... aren't you?
Well, good luck with the diamonds
2007-06-17 15:06:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
lol that was a good one
2007-06-17 15:11:33 · answer #7 · answered by Moni Bee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
but ok good one
2007-06-17 16:24:50 · answer #8 · answered by Conan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
did he ask her to ring him?
2007-06-17 15:53:58 · answer #9 · answered by Richard W 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So why do you call yourself old man?
:)
2007-06-17 15:11:10 · answer #10 · answered by Kay 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋