An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed. "Lissin-a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome plated 38 revolver so you will always remember me."
"But grandpa, I really doan-a lika guns. Howzabout you leava me your Rolex watch instead?"
"Shuddup an lissin. Somma day you gonna runna da-business. You gonna have a beautifula wife, lotsa money, a biga home and maybe a couple a bambinos. Somma day you gonna comma home and maybe find you wife inna bed with another man. Whadda you gonna do then... Pointa to you watch and say, "Times up"?"
2007-06-17 14:52:39 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Not one of your funniest - but it was o.k.
Try another one!
2007-06-18 11:16:49 · answer #1 · answered by happy_southernlady 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-17 21:59:47 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute. I needed a funny. Keep it up.
2007-06-17 22:02:22 · answer #3 · answered by linzee 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha! Very funny!
:)
2007-06-17 22:15:11 · answer #4 · answered by Kay 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thanks..it was a good joke..not great but it made me grin
2007-06-17 21:56:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2007-06-17 21:56:04 · answer #6 · answered by HARMONYâ?«~â?«~â?«~* 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was pretty good.
2007-06-17 22:49:40 · answer #7 · answered by Josh H 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋