((((RING)))) (((RING)))
**Pick Up**
"Hello?"
"Hi honey, this is Daddy, Is Mommy near the phone?"
"No Daddy, She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank."
After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Frank."
"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now"
Brief Pause...
"Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door, and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway."
"Okay Daddy, just a minute."
A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone.
"I did it Daddy."
"And what happened honey?" he asked.
"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"
"Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Frank?"
2007-06-17 14:44:23 · 13 answers · asked by KÖoÌSÍÄy€r5 - "S" 4 SÍ 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead"
***Long Pause***
***Longer Pause***
Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool??? .....Is this 555-7039??" >
2007-06-17 14:45:14 · update #1
OK!! GOOD ONE!! Keep e'm coming. UR KOOL!
~*sUnSeT_lOvEr*~
2007-06-17 14:50:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
hahahahahaha
lol
I posted this about an uncle paul a few months ago but its still good
2007-06-17 21:48:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-17 21:51:11 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's so funny!
I've never heard that!
It's kinda sad though.
I feel bad for the kid and the dad of this kid!
2007-06-17 22:07:20 · answer #4 · answered by Strawberry Shortcake 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oops, which pair of adulterers did he take out, maybe the husband will thank you.
:)
2007-06-17 21:53:15 · answer #5 · answered by Kay 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
seen it before but still good lol
2007-06-17 23:00:35 · answer #6 · answered by Temüjin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This was HILARIOUS. You've got a star.
2007-06-17 22:48:21 · answer #7 · answered by Traveller 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was a good one!
Star for you â¥
2007-06-17 21:53:01 · answer #8 · answered by HARMONYâ?«~â?«~â?«~* 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL
I didn't get it be4 but now I do
2007-06-17 23:12:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard it before but it's still funny................and sad.
2007-06-17 21:49:01 · answer #10 · answered by lalala 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋