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Uncle Al does not have a license to kill, but he does have a learner's permit.

2007-06-17 16:20:32 · answer #1 · answered by Uncle Alan Swann 2 · 1 0

They're extinct.

Noah lands the ark, releases the animals into the wild.

Day One: Two lions, two crocoducks.
Day Two: Two lions, one crocoduck.

Even if that wily crocoduck managed to escape the lions, tiger, bears, and "Oh my"'s, he or she couldn't reproduce without another crocoduck. His/her choice either ended in an animal's mouth, or ended sad and lonely.

But, if it weren't for those brave "transitional species," animals like gazelles, guinea pigs, and deer couldn't have gone on to reproduce.

All silliness aside, I can't believe that those two actually brought up the "transitional species" thing. I mean, if you have even a rudimentary understanding of evolution, you know that the argument is facetious. If you don't, then you might fall for it. They weren't arguing; they were preaching to the choir, and they should've known it.

2007-06-17 21:30:21 · answer #2 · answered by jtrusnik 7 · 2 0

A small island in the Pacific. They needed the isolation of an island to evolve into such a rare and unique creature.

I think they are protected under the Endangered Animal Act, when their populations rebound, limited hunting for food purposes may be allowed.

2007-06-17 21:18:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I tried to search internet for pics came up with nothing but drawings, crocoducks are not real to my knowledge

2007-06-17 21:27:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

They live beyond the cliff in the end of the earth.

2007-06-17 21:27:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I WANT a CROCODUCK!!!! gimme gimme gimme

2007-06-17 21:17:55 · answer #6 · answered by Poosocks 6 · 2 0

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