So this guy is in line at the supermarket and a really
hot, buxom blonde is behind him.
When he looks back, she's smiling and waving.
He can't believe she's waving to him, but he looks
around and other than the lady in front of him
talking vigorously to the checker, he's the only one
in line.
He turns again and again she smiles and waves.
So he asks, "Do I know you from somewhere?"
She says, "Well, I think you might be the father of
one of my kids."
The guy immediately goes cold and thinks back to the
one and only time he's ever been with anyone other
than his wife.
"Wait a minute. Are you the stripper from my bachelor
party that I nailed on the pool table while your
girlfriend slapped me and stuck a cucumber in my butt?"
After a few seconds of hesitation , she says, "No,
I'm your son's kindergarten teacher
2007-06-17 13:43:58 · 13 answers · asked by old man 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMFAO...that is the funniest s.hit I have heard all day! Thanks for the laugh!
2007-06-17 14:12:07 · answer #1 · answered by Lindzey 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ouch! Funny! 10!
2007-06-17 13:58:15 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cucumber!!!! Funny!!
2007-06-17 14:03:27 · answer #3 · answered by wedgemom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haah wow that is so strange
so unexpected
good joke
10/10
=]
2007-06-17 13:54:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.. kinda weird but funny
2007-06-17 13:48:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So, he probably won't be sleeping indoors for a while...
2007-06-17 13:47:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ...u r a very funny guy...your jokes always make me laugh....* 4 ya....
2007-06-17 19:44:43 · answer #7 · answered by Emma 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it!
2007-06-17 14:09:29 · answer #8 · answered by curious 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
loveit...thanks for sharing
2007-06-17 14:30:54 · answer #9 · answered by momentarything 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, oh....That's very funny!
:)
2007-06-17 14:09:19 · answer #10 · answered by Kay 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋