I am a member of a group that reenacts the Civil War, serving in the artillery. As a mounted unit, we have several horses, and they always get a lot of attention from the public. On Memorial Day, a self-appointed animal-rights- type came over to our "Master of Horse" and started proclaiming:
"Listen here! I was raised around horses, I know horses, and you are mistreating that one there! That horse is obviously pregnant, and should not be forced to pull loads."
About that time, the horse (a gelded male) elected to urinate.
One of the guys in the unit, who had heard the woman's tirade, called out, "My god! Its water's broke, and there's a leg coming out!"
The woman left quickly and quietly.
2007-06-17 13:25:19 · 11 answers · asked by sniffels323 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol, hilarious
2007-06-17 15:54:30 · answer #1 · answered by persononhere444 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. I love it when people get knocked off their high horses.
2007-06-17 20:46:47 · answer #2 · answered by DJ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha! A pregnant male horse, that I must see!
:)
2007-06-17 21:34:52 · answer #3 · answered by Kay 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-17 20:57:37 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAH
that lady must have felt sooooo stupid!
those moments are pricless
star
2007-06-17 20:38:29 · answer #5 · answered by Nicolette Martin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesome joke. Had to read it carefully to get it. Ahaha.
2007-06-17 20:29:16 · answer #6 · answered by ll 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haah she needed to get her facts straight before she started protesting
good good
2007-06-17 20:40:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
PMSL .... even my husband laughed over that one. I wont say what he said tho, terribly impolite ;-p
2007-06-17 20:29:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
rofl =D awesome story
2007-06-17 20:27:20 · answer #9 · answered by Luthien 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-06-17 20:27:50 · answer #10 · answered by im feelin this 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋