She looks around embarrassed and sees the salesman standing right behind her. Totally professional he says" good day madam, how may I help you?" Hoping may be he didn't hear her "accident", she asks, " Sir what's the price of this lovely ring?" He answers, " Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you are going to sh!t yourself when I tell you the price."
2007-06-17 12:45:28 · 21 answers · asked by barnowl 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
barnowl....women don't fart ;)))
2007-06-17 12:55:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that was good, did you hear this; this is true by the way. The President of India was in Britain visiting as a guest of the Queen. They where out in her carriage and doing some rounds, you know the horse drawn open fancy carriage, anyway as they where approaching the Mall during the tour, one of the horses let go a real belter right at the president who was sitting back to the horse. After a few seconds silence the queen piped up, "sorry about that", some more seconds pause and the president said "well if you wouldn!t have owned up M!am I!d have sworn it was the horse".
2007-06-17 13:05:07 · answer #2 · answered by Andy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny. Farting, shitting, or whatever, the woman would still be buying. With money. So the jewellers can go and wipe his own ****. She's paying. LOL
2007-06-17 12:52:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!
2007-06-17 12:50:01 · answer #4 · answered by Marty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great! This joke appeals to me at every level! V V funny!
2007-06-17 12:54:47 · answer #5 · answered by Who Yah 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-17 14:07:11 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent joke Barnowl.!!!
10/10.!!!
HA HA HA.!!!
2007-06-17 13:43:54 · answer #7 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny never heard that 1 before, but so do i lol, when ime buying of course.
2007-06-17 12:52:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha
2007-06-17 22:26:02 · answer #9 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha
2007-06-17 12:49:48 · answer #10 · answered by Perrie The Ultimate 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!! Freaking hilarious!!!
2007-06-17 12:48:49 · answer #11 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋