In the hospital the relatives gathered, where their family member lay gravely ill.
Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.
"I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces.
"The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant.
It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope.
Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves."
The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?"
The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain."
The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked.
A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask,
"Why is the male brain so expensive. And the female brain so cheap?.
Well the Female brain has been used.
2007-06-17 12:32:47 · 23 answers · asked by raybbies 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha aha ha..................... LOVED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-06-17 23:23:33 · answer #1 · answered by gEmInI 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny
2007-06-17 12:41:51 · answer #2 · answered by Blondie 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-17 15:04:14 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha!!! But who wants a dick in their head? That IS a mans brain yeah???!!
2007-06-17 12:42:43 · answer #4 · answered by grainne 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Very good. lol
How does a man get air to his brains?......
He opens his flies :)
2007-06-17 14:14:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Funny.!!!
Save the brain.!!!
9/10.!!!
2007-06-17 13:49:26 · answer #6 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha good one, as i always say laughter is the best therapy.
2007-06-17 13:21:00 · answer #7 · answered by celtic_princess77 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is so great! I love it!
2007-06-17 12:59:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So true!! lol Original!!
2007-06-17 12:47:32 · answer #9 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
do you not know how much lead costs these days!
2007-06-17 12:36:30 · answer #10 · answered by vaughan m 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
.. I like to keep my brain fresh.
so what?¿?
2007-06-17 12:52:18 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋