He orders a drink and while he's drinking it the monkey is running wild. The monkey jumps up on the pool table and grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole. The bartender is livid and says to the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?". "No. What did that stupid schitt do this time?", says the patron. "Well, he just swallowed the cue ball off the pool table, whole", says the bartender. "Yeah, well I hope it kills the little ****** because he's been driving me nuts", says the patron. The guy finishes his drink and leaves.
Two weeks later he comes back in with the monkey. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running wild around the bar again. While the man is drinking his drink, the monkey finds a grape on the bar. He grabs the grape, sticks it up his ass, then pulls it out and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?", he asks. "What now?", responds the patron. "Well, he stuck a grape up his ass, then pulled it out and ate it", says the barkeeper.
"Well, what did you expect?", replied the patron. "Ever since he ate that damn cue ball he measures everything first!"
2007-06-17 12:28:27 · 8 answers · asked by Conan 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahahaha, I like it.
2007-06-17 12:33:29 · answer #1 · answered by hugh2therescue 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-17 14:15:43 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have been given one, An alien walks right into a bar and gets a lager and he starts off to poke human beings, properly one trucker says in case you poke me one extra time i decrease of you dck *poke poke*...the trucker pulls out his knife and cuts it off...it does not area the alien....the trucker says wait, how do you reproduce...*poke poke*
2016-10-09 10:07:07 · answer #3 · answered by piner 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-06-17 12:34:55 · answer #4 · answered by cameraman21222 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. I'll tell that one to my hub soon's he comes home.
2007-06-17 12:48:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny!! I like it
2007-06-17 12:34:20 · answer #6 · answered by whostoleallthegoodnames1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny, i like it
2007-06-17 12:36:29 · answer #7 · answered by TLC 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats hilarious!! monkeys RULE!!!!!
2007-06-17 12:36:20 · answer #8 · answered by Samzz101 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋