wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour, surgical procedure. A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath
Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around.
Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!!"
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very closely......
A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k ?
2007-06-17 12:04:04 · 16 answers · asked by Conan 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hilarious!!! Never expected that ending...ROTFLMAO.....
Definitely deserves a star!!! I will be telling this one for day's...Give us some more....
2007-06-17 12:19:07 · answer #1 · answered by dahrma 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHHA! That was one of the best jokes I've ever heard!!! I wonder who to feel sorry for, the nurse or the patient...Thanks a bunch!
2007-06-17 12:24:21 · answer #2 · answered by hgckujhvjyrdnvjhtfhgchtfcjhgcvjg 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor nurse!
2007-06-17 12:14:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
(ha) that grew to become into the suited humorous tale i ever had i wager she grew to become into feeling blocked out, after that dude did that wow that dudes particularly exhibiting out yuhmean. you would be able to desire to maintain up the jokes canines for genuine.
2016-09-27 23:41:27 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-17 14:22:43 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha.
2007-06-17 12:20:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard this one a long time ago but still funny :)
2007-06-17 12:08:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes
2007-06-17 12:09:11 · answer #8 · answered by TLC 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA
that's hilarious.. have a star!
2007-06-17 12:54:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have never heard that joke before...i must say that it was hilarious.....
2007-06-17 12:10:47 · answer #10 · answered by Little1forLyfe!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋