If Cat Stevens married Snoop Doggy Dog, he'd be Cat Doggy Dog
If Olivia Newton John married Wayne Newton then divorced him and married Elton John she'd be Olivia Newton John Newton John
If Sondra Locke married Elliot Ness, then divorced him to marry Herman Munster she'd be Sondra Locke Ness Munster.
If Bea Arthur married Sting she'd be Bea Sting
If Tuesday Weld married Hal March III, she'd be Tuesday March 3
2007-06-17 11:57:03 · 21 answers · asked by Milking maid 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Emochick1000 - I'd love to claim them as mine but, alas, they are not....friends of mine e-mail them
Mimi - brill, cozy pants !!, I might just marry spongebob !!!
2007-06-18 09:23:14 · update #1
Ha ha ha ha I just love these crazy jokes.
2007-06-17 22:00:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here in the UK, if daytime 'presenter' Lorne Spicer married Emmerdale's Patrick Mower, she'd be Lorne Mower.
And if Will Young married John Barrowman (both gay) he'd be Will Barrowman.
If Jerry Hall had married Bryan Ferry she'd have been Jerry Ferry.
2007-06-17 19:22:10 · answer #2 · answered by funnygirl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol whoa those are some good ones I liked the Sondra Locke one lol
2007-06-17 19:34:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent ones Cozy.!!!
10/10.!!!
Funny.
2007-06-17 19:00:38 · answer #4 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she'd be Yoko Ono Bono.
If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, she'd be Dolly Dali.
If Bo Derek married Don Ho, she'd be Bo Ho.
If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader, she'd be Ella Vader.
If Oprah Winfrey married Depak Chopra, she'd be Oprah Chopra.
2007-06-17 19:03:04 · answer #5 · answered by gardenerswv 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Mimi, I had to give you thumbs up for that Cozy Pants!
These are all so funny!
2007-06-17 19:48:40 · answer #6 · answered by OhWhatCanIDo 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brill Cozy, got me thinkin now.
2007-06-17 19:03:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-06-17 19:13:08 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow cool! Lol. I like reading these kinds of things.
2007-06-17 19:03:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha! Brilliant and creative! I love it.
2007-06-17 19:20:31 · answer #10 · answered by hgckujhvjyrdnvjhtfhgchtfcjhgcvjg 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋