A husband and wife go to a costume party dressed as a cow,(husband front and the wife back)and had a great time.when they were gonna get spare clothes,thier car was stolen!Husband:someone stole our car and has our clothes in there!oh well i know a shortcut home.soo they went across a field and they saw a bull heading right toward them.Wife:oh no a bull is coming right at us!what should we do!Husband:i'll pretend to eat grass,you better brace yourself.
2007-06-17
11:22:47
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