through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate.
When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, "Ah, yes, that's Beethoven's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards."
He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony, and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling." So the magistrate kept listening; "There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..."
Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate; he stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Beethoven decomposing."
2007-06-17 11:14:35 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very funny lol
2007-06-17 11:47:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anna 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hollywood was making an action movie about the great classical composers. The director wanted Stallone, Van Damme and Schwarzenegger to star in this film. So they first contacted Sly's people who said sure he'd do it for the right price and asked who he would be playing. The Director wanted him as Mozart but was just happy to have Sly on the project. He had no problem with playing Mozart.
They called Arnold next, but he was busy doing governor stuff, so they e-mailed a copy of the script to his agent.
When they called Van Damme he was so eager to be in a film with the other two that he said he would play any part they wanted. Just then Schwarzenegger called on the other line and said he loved the script and couldn't wait to get started. "What part would you prefer Mr Schwarzenegger?" they asked him. He replied "I'll be Bach".
2007-06-17 12:48:18 · answer #2 · answered by Joe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh dear. Why on earth didn't I see that coming?!
Must be Sunday night...
I did smile a bit & even my dog gave a little Bach!
2007-06-17 11:48:34 · answer #3 · answered by funnygirl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-17 14:53:27 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh thats so bad , but funny , have a star on me.
2007-06-17 11:19:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha
2007-06-17 22:29:52 · answer #6 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent one Skycat.!!!
10/10.!!!
Funny ha ha ha.
2007-06-17 11:21:11 · answer #7 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That's good, I like it!
2007-06-19 00:24:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay, not bad. Ö
2007-06-17 11:20:32 · answer #9 · answered by ♫ frosty ♫ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha ,,gud one
2007-06-17 11:23:20 · answer #10 · answered by frozntearz 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋