A man is stranded on a desert island for 10 years.
One day a beautiful girl swims to shore in a wetsuit.
Man: "Hi! I am so happy to see you."
Girl: "Hi! It seems like you've been here a long time. How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"
Man: "It's been 10 years!"
With this information the girl unzips a slot on the arm of her wet suit and gives the man a cigarette.
Man: "Thank you so much!"
Girl: "So tell me how long has it been since you had a drink?"
Man: "It's been 10 years!"
The girl unzips another pocket on her wet suit and comes out with a flask of whiskey and gives the man a drink.
Man: "Thank you so much. You are like a miracle!"
Girl (starting to unzip the front of her wet suit): "So tell me then, how long has it been since you played around?"
Man: "Oh, my God, don't tell me you've got a set of golf clubs in there, too...!"
2007-06-17 09:56:17 · 9 answers · asked by lisa o 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahahahahaha thats a good 1 av a star
2007-06-18 11:53:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think Last Comic Standing is calling your name! Very funny as usual.
2007-06-17 16:56:27 · answer #2 · answered by Sharp3003 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-17 15:09:09 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is totally wrong. I do not approve of this. We all know what golf leads too.
2007-06-18 12:34:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, there is no accounting for our thought patterns and behaviour.
2007-06-17 10:38:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Excellent joke.!!!
10/10.!!!
Funny ha ha.
2007-06-17 12:01:55 · answer #6 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
typical bloody man
offer him sex, he's rather play with his clubs
i bring a star from the north
2007-06-17 10:33:09 · answer #7 · answered by MYKLIA G 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
nice
2007-06-17 10:09:11 · answer #8 · answered by saksham 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hows it funny??
2007-06-17 09:59:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋