The newly-married husband came home from the office to find his young wife in floods of tears. "Darling, whatever is the matter?" he asked.
"Sweetheart," she sobbed, "the most terrible thing has happened! I cooked my very first Beef Bourguignon for you, and I got it out of the oven to season it, and the phone rang. When I came back from answering the phone," she sobbed again. "I found that the cat had eaten it!"
"Don't worry, darling," said her husband. "Don't cry. We can get a new cat tomorrow."
2007-06-17 09:54:46 · 9 answers · asked by bilbo b 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Eat the cat ( no waste ).
2007-06-17 10:09:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahaha! What a belittling husband! The cat did not die from eating what she cooked! It is not that poisonous....
Heee Heee! Maybe the cat did?
:)
2007-06-22 05:16:34 · answer #2 · answered by Kay 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha thats a good one.
2007-06-17 16:59:56 · answer #3 · answered by The Man in the Box is Anti-Jonas 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
nice one
2007-06-17 17:10:54 · answer #4 · answered by saksham 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Not funny.
2007-06-17 23:01:58 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
ha ha. i hate cats
2007-06-17 16:59:12 · answer #6 · answered by Mrs.bee19 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Sorry, it's not very funny.
2007-06-17 16:58:44 · answer #7 · answered by Becky 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋
**********It's good Bilbo boy, I like it but it is not one of your best ones!Keep the good ones coming!!!!!!************
2007-06-18 17:14:46 · answer #8 · answered by SIR TJM 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol
2007-06-17 17:00:21 · answer #9 · answered by EasilyAmused 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋