2007-06-17 09:39:38 · 13 answers · asked by CHEESUS GROYST 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
"And the lard will spurt forth from their seared and screaming sizzling flesh making good fuel for Hell's flames."
2007-06-17 09:42:34 · update #1
Christ4me: You will burn in hell for the devious lies you tell...repent!
2007-06-17 10:05:48 · update #2
While I doubt that the Bible or any holy book makes reference in any way to "griddle cakes," I agree that that is one of the best pieces of scripture I have heard quoted in some time.
2007-06-17 09:43:52 · answer #1 · answered by julz 7 · 1⤊ 4⤋
A person believing the truth in the word of God about homosexuality being the abomination that it is does not make that person a homophobe. Gays would love to put that label on everyone that does not accept homosexuality. It is shameful how the gay movement is almost militant in it's pitiful attempts to gain acceptance.
Well, it is not okay. It is not normal. It is a sin. It is an abomination. You will either repent, or you will burn in hellfire. Unlike your feeble attempt at being funny, this IS scriptural, and this IS truth.
2007-06-17 16:57:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 4⤋
As an individual who has taken my share of hostility and beatings defending those who are gay and as an Evangelical Christian I see why there is a problem with having truly serious discussions with people who can only mock rather than talk about an issue.
2007-06-17 16:48:03 · answer #3 · answered by David F 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Isn't this from the book of ihop?
Course, from the Baconians:
"Oh Lord, they who are bastards in thy sight, let them fry"
or from Armaments chapter 2 verse 9:
"..And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy." And the Lord did grin..."
2007-06-17 16:57:36 · answer #4 · answered by Hatir Ba Loon 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That is not in the Scripture. Do you have hang ups about this homo subject?
2007-06-17 16:43:10 · answer #5 · answered by BaC Helen 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Bull feathers. If you want to quote the Bible, get one and read it so you will get it right. You can't make up your own as you go, dude. :(
2007-06-17 16:45:15 · answer #6 · answered by hillbilly 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I absolutely love it! There is nothing else to be said.
2007-06-17 19:38:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think you should bring your folly to the psycho section so they can be fully evaluated.
"I prethee vent thy folly someplace else, thou knowest not me."
2007-06-17 16:52:52 · answer #8 · answered by guppy137 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
And a fine simile as well.
2007-06-17 16:42:33 · answer #9 · answered by Purdey EP 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Sure is, I like griddle cakes. Lots of syrup and butter please! Yummy.
2007-06-17 16:42:18 · answer #10 · answered by punch 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋