a man walks up to his wife and says "i killed 3 flies. 2 males and 1 felmale." and his wife says "how do you know if it was a girl or boy?" and he says "the males were sittin' on top of a beer can, and the girl was sittin' on a phone."
2007-06-17 09:35:55 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that is really funny, i liked it
here have a star, enjoy
keep em comin
2007-06-17 09:38:34 · answer #1 · answered by ♫Cuban Gurl♫ 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Brave Cat
The newly-married husband came home from the office to find his young wife in floods of tears. "Darling, whatever is the matter?" he asked.
"Sweetheart," she sobbed, "the most terrible thing has happened! I cooked my very first Beef Bourguignon for you, and I got it out of the oven to season it, and the phone rang. When I came back from answering the phone," she sobbed again. "I found that the cat had eaten it!"
"Don't worry, darling," said her husband. "Don't cry. We can get a new cat tomorrow."
2007-06-17 16:41:35 · answer #2 · answered by bilbo b 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-17 22:14:45 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes! because it pokes fun at both men (who drink beer) and women (who talk on the phone a lot).
2007-06-17 16:41:25 · answer #4 · answered by tcw_rickieg 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Did you read that joke on the back of a cereal box? It is very bad.
2007-06-17 16:40:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
the joke is not so funny to me caus i have heard somthin like that
2007-06-17 16:39:22 · answer #6 · answered by M!r@nd@ N!c0l& <3 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hahahaha thats a really good one!
2007-06-17 16:39:10 · answer #7 · answered by The Man in the Box is Anti-Jonas 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
yes it's very funny lol
2007-06-17 17:20:39 · answer #8 · answered by @NGEL B@BY 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think its a cute joke ( :
2007-06-17 19:08:26 · answer #9 · answered by Ashley 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol yeah i thought that was quite funny
2007-06-17 16:39:39 · answer #10 · answered by i am hated 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋