how to take a language proficiency test?

Question

I have to go to their embassy in London?
and I will go and I can say:
good morning! I wanna language pro-something test OK?

I want to take Chinese and Korean proficiency test in London they will kill me or I can take?

I will tell that i wanna take the test and they will give me a paper and I will write some stupid things (age ccupation) and they will say to me:
you should come at this time and this time
and you will take this test??

or they will say: embassy is not for things like this !!! oh go away you bad man....

I am asking because I have never taken language proficiency test...

or maybe I have to write a special letter to them?

or have I to go to China Korea to inform President about that I will take the test?
or maybe they will say:
hey! there is test held now come people come!!! you can take now!!!

without applying...

and is it expensive?

please don't redirect me to web sites because I don't understand this blah blah

addresses would be cool to...

I wanna go to embassy and say: yo yo yo gimme da test
and that's all
do you know people from these embassies?
are they cool or rude?
I think everywhere in embassies are ugly men who like to be rude and there are not any friendly girls who wanna help and are cool and polite and very polite and very ok
if these stupid people will not give it I will go there with my sexy girlfriend and she will beat them

or they will shot me because I entered teritorry of their country?

Answer 1

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Answer 2

No, there is not any longer. no longer that i comprehend of. The college attempt tests are damn puzzling and the competition ratio is unbelievable. some colleges ratio is like 40-eighty to at least a million reckoning on it truly is wide-spread as we talk. Journalism became wide-spread for a at the same time as. yet, regularly it is totally puzzling to get into prestigious universities like Thammasat, or Chulalongkorn. All tests are in Thai. however, there are open universities that you'll in basic terms sign up and enrolled into them. they are nevertheless in Thai as well so in case you could't study and write Thai on the utmost element, it is not any longer a probability. the way for you is that there are classes taught in English in maximum vast college in Thailand for programme like economics, agencies for undergrad and MBA for submit grad. Seach the link decrease than.