Clinton dies and goes straight to hell. When he gets there the Devil greets him and offers him 3 ways to spend eternity. He opens the first door and Bill sees Newt Gingrich hanging from the ceiling with fire under him. Bill says "oh no. That's not how I want to spend eternity..."
The Devil then shows him what is behind door #2. There is Rush Limbaugh chained to the wall being tortured. Bill says, "Nope. Not for me."
The Devil then opens door #3. Behind it is Kenneth Starr, chained to the wall with Monica Lewinsky on her knees giving him a BJ.
Bill says, "Hmmm. Looks ok to me. I'll take it!"
The Devil then says "Good..... Hey Monica, you've been replaced..."
2007-06-17 07:17:51 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omg that is f****** funny! lol, im copying and pasting this one on my camputer!
2007-06-17 07:21:53 · answer #1 · answered by Dunkin' on yo head 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
What if the devil then stated "because you are going to offer clinton a seein to" and clinton cheered and then bush, who in simple terms have been given stomped via a discruntled crowd of left wing... properly anybody.. after attempting to decide for a third term, develop into to be the replace :(.
2016-10-09 09:46:45 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually when President Clinton dies he will go straight to HEAVEN because he is a good and decent and honest man and a great leader who made America proud. God Bless President Clinton and all GOOD leaders! And may he lead a long and happy and healthy life--we owe him a ton of thanks for his good leadership and decency and honesty.
2007-06-17 07:22:33 · answer #3 · answered by jxt299 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Poor Monica what will she do without a job?
2007-06-17 07:20:51 · answer #4 · answered by Lulu 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ehmigawd, FUNNY
2007-06-17 07:28:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Damn dawg that was funny f****
2007-06-17 07:24:33 · answer #6 · answered by c_pgurl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋