2007-06-17 05:36:50 · 17 answers · asked by WWTSD? 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
ramjet: You didn't hear? Paris is rededicating her life to Christ! What's why she's called, Pious Paris now.
2007-06-17 06:00:37 · update #1
Not a chace.
2007-06-17 05:41:52 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ Rachel ♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well Paris Hilton does have several prerequisites to be a prophet, at least in the Judeo-Christian sense:
1. She is delusional
2. She is disconnected from the everyday experiences of common people, due to her relative isolation.
3. She has a narcissist complex that requires people to adore her.
4. She claims that a traumatic experience changes her perspective on things (i.e. brief imprisonment), in the same manner that the Apostle Paul stated that his experience opened him up to the presence of Christ (i.e. being struck blind on the Damascus road). Notice no dramatic shift in ideology was engendered due to reasoned deliberation.
5. Which finally leads to the fact that both Paris Hilton and most Judeo-Christian prophets are anti-intellectual at their core.
2007-06-17 17:29:45 · answer #2 · answered by Lawrence Louis 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL oh man you're killing me!
Paris Hilton is actually taking all our sins upon her; she was "innocent" right?
I mean, nobody knows about the life of jesus between birth and death....maybe we make paris a Jesus figure in our religion of Hilton, and just leave out the days before she went to Jail and Ascended to the land of fluffy bunnies and hotel heiresses.
2007-06-17 12:38:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Paris would make an excellent convert like Paul before her. I think he went from killing christian to abusing women generally. Surely theres some equal parallel to being a trashy slut.
2007-06-17 18:12:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard she was only doing it during normal peoples work hours, Monday to Friday 9-6. So not quite prophet.
2007-06-17 13:03:23 · answer #5 · answered by Link , Padawan of Yoda 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Paris & Kirk - Intellectual Evangelists for a Home Schooled Nation. (my new documentary)
2007-06-17 12:40:31 · answer #6 · answered by Laptop Jesus 3.9 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
In that case I can't wait to see Paul's stolen home-made sex video, is it on Youtube yet? Why would he have left such an inflammatory recording in the back of his cart anyway...he probably wanted the media to get hold of it and for us to see it.
2007-06-17 14:08:42 · answer #7 · answered by CHEESUS GROYST 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You surely dont mean the Paul from the Bible.He was an intelligent, highly educated,religious scholar.
2007-06-17 12:47:34 · answer #8 · answered by iron maiden77 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Waster, embarrassment to her parents, kind to animals. Could be the next St Francis if you ask me.
2007-06-17 17:21:42 · answer #9 · answered by Citizen Justin 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If so, what does that make Rick Saloman? Or Nicole Richie for that matter?
2007-06-17 13:01:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Paris converted? to what?
:D
EDIT" geez I'm out of it - I better catch up on the news instead of hanging out here! LOL
2007-06-17 12:50:21 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋