One night, at a party, The host asked his guests:
"How many here believe in ghosts?"
Everyone put up their hand.
"How many have seen ghosts?"
A lot of people put up their hand.
"How many have touched a ghost?"
Five people put up their hands
"How many have had sex with a ghost?"
One person put up their hand.
"Well then," said the host, "why don't you come up here and tell us all about it."
The man walked up.
"So, how was your night with the ghost?" asked the host.
"Ghost?" Said the man, "Sorry, I thought you said goat."
2007-06-17 01:11:30 · 29 answers · asked by kumar v 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I had a bunch of Euros I needed to exchange, so I went to
the currency exchange window at the local bank. Short line.
Just one guy in front of me . . . an Asian guy who was trying to exchange
yen for dollars and he was a little irritated . ..
He asked the teller, "Why it change?? Yestoday, I get two hunat dolla fo
yen. Today I get hunat eighty?? Why it change?"
The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations".
The Asian guy says, "Fluc you white people, too!"
2007-06-17 01:32:54 · answer #1 · answered by boris the spider 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Pls have this one as a compliment.
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at
your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem
can there be greater than this one?"
2007-06-17 22:25:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
properly there are incubus ghosts the ghosts that rapes females and the sucubus the ghosts that rapes men that's what i believe yet heavily how can yuo even try this? are not ghost...properly... does not you basically bypass with the aid of them hehe
2016-10-09 09:25:11 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you asked the question in Wales, the response would be 100%.
2007-06-17 03:19:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
My dear Chinese friend 'Hu Yu Fa King' once told me that the 'goat' was the next best thing....LOL!
2007-06-17 01:32:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hard of hearing! (gave one the goats!) poor lamb!
2007-06-17 18:11:32 · answer #6 · answered by swanjarvi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha very funny.
2007-06-17 03:25:46 · answer #7 · answered by JoUrNeE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lucky guy..at least he didn't do it with a pig...lamo...
Thanks,that was a great one.Here's my star.
2007-06-17 20:45:48 · answer #8 · answered by Schumi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice question ask questions like this dude
2007-06-17 02:15:57 · answer #9 · answered by sharanya s 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was good stuff like that is why i need a hearing aid
2007-06-17 01:15:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋