Are you a frequent traveller?

Question

If you are sitting next to somone who irritates you on a plane or train....

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.

2. Remove your laptop.

3. Turn it on.

4. Make sure the guy who won't leave you alone can see the screen.

5. Open this email.

6. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky and mumble under your breath..

7. Then hit this link: http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf

TRY IT

Answer 1

Wouldn't a waiting room at a bus or train station, or an airport, near a military installation be even better???? (If I could ad one more suggestion... Mumble (or scream!) "Allah Es Akbar" ("God is great") over and over again!!! That'll freak 'em!!!

Answer 2

I know you mean well....and I do see the good humor of this. Unfortunately, some clowns/losers might over-react and the joke might boomerang. We are, after all, still dealing with the effects of 9/11. So sorry, Big Chuck, for spoiling your party.

Instead let me share with you how I thwart irritating seatmates. In the lowest, hoarsest voice I could muster, I say "Forgive me but talking is still hard. I'm still recovering from my sex change operation." Now watch the guy scamper away. LOL This is my cousin's (yes, Inday) favorite alibi. She's the more frequent traveler.

Answer 3

I don't travel anymore, but I loved Nassau in the Bahamas when I did travel. I have traveled across the United States, and back again by train. From PA to CA.

Answer 4

believe it or not, I did try this one once on a train.
the loud mouth beside me had no problem finding another seat far far far away from me

Answer 5

I've tried it a lot of times before and It's not easy but it sure does works. Thanks! <*-*>

Answer 6

lol! that actually scared me.

Answer 7

LMAO!!!!

Answer 8

Thanks! Good suggestion! lol!

Answer 9

THANKS!