If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?
A. Their birthplace.
Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"?
A. One thousand
Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common?
A. All invented by women.
Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?
A. Honey
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At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.
2007-06-17 00:21:03 · 7 answers · asked by PC 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has no legs in the air, the horsedied in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the horse died with a smile on its face. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, it can run fast.
Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 meters of what?
A. A nuclear warhead.
Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"?
A. A lot
Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common?
A. All invented by people scared of pencils.
Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?
A. Sour Cream
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At least 5% of people who read this will try to lick their cat's bottom.
2007-06-17 00:32:33 · answer #1 · answered by satnee2003 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
And the horse on one leg...? Does it mean the person is on his last leg.Wow.
More than half of Americans live within 50 miles of ...?
Each other.
2007-06-17 00:36:16 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so old I heard all of them ...........and that elbow sentence is not in the right place...........
do u know that I have 5 fingers in each of my feet but the 4th one is shorter that normal people in both feet
isnt that strange? I swear its like that
2007-06-17 00:31:20 · answer #3 · answered by sanita 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good points. But where's the joke?
2007-06-17 00:38:50 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
http://magegame.ru/?rf=c1e0f0e8ed
2007-06-17 00:23:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry can you say that again, i was busy licking my elbow
2007-06-17 00:32:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Have a star my friend, your entertaining
2007-06-17 00:58:11 · answer #7 · answered by Boxer girl 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋