What's he gonna think about when he's waxing his own carrot?
2007-06-16 18:07:44 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I'm not sure why I'm bothering to answer this question. It strikes me as one that was written just to insult Christians but on the off chance that it's not I will answer.
The laws God gave us represent the way we were initially designed to live. They also reflect the character of God. That particular Law reflects God's view on lust and sexuality. God has no need to fulfil the sexual aspects of human nature, so He has no need to 'wax His carrot'. Also the view that God is male reflects the masculine nature of His character not His physical 'anatomy'. God is not Zeus; He does not need to run around procreating with human women creating demigods like Zeus was supposed to do (think Hercules)
2007-06-16 18:17:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Between waxing his carrot in private with a pleasant fantasy and helping to ruin a marriage and a family by actually having an affair wth her, I'd say that some sins could be considered worse than others. So we're supposed to be flawless and without sin? It's a nice thought, but it's not humanly possible and you will go insane if you try.
2007-06-17 01:29:11 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh please, masturbation is not a sin. God gave us our bodies and wants us to enjoy them. About coveting your neighbor's wife, I don't really see a problem about fantasizing about others as long you don't go after someone's spouse in real life.
2007-06-17 01:17:27 · answer #3 · answered by kc_6201 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The neighbors teenage daughter I guess. That seems inappropriate but hey...if thats what the bible says...who's going to argue.
2007-06-17 01:14:07 · answer #4 · answered by - Justin - 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Josh answered this question typing with his left hand. What do you suppose his right hand is doing?
2007-06-17 01:15:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
His neighbor's daughter.
2007-06-17 01:26:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Perhaps waxing his own carrot is also a sin...self-indulgence, etc.
2007-06-17 01:13:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
Masturbation is also a sin, and the 'worst' one as well. For as it says, sexual sins are different as all the others come from outside the body, where as sexual sins come from within.
2007-06-17 01:13:10 · answer #8 · answered by Josh 3 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Mr. bunny rabbit ?
2007-06-17 01:11:47 · answer #9 · answered by dogpatch USA 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
dill dip, think about dill dip.
2007-06-17 01:16:02 · answer #10 · answered by Patrick the Carpathian, CaFO 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋