OK this boy(12 years old) with a dead frog on a leash walks up to a place where you can buy s-ex.
Boy: Can i please borrow Clair(no offense if your names clair) for s-ex tonight.
Guy behind counter(clerk): why in the world are you asking for s-ex and especially clair she has aids, and why do you have a dead frog on a leash.
Boy: well the mailman ran over my frog
Clerk: Ok still why do you want Clair
Boy: well i figure that ill get aids from her and when the babysitter comes to my house tonight she will have s-ex with me. Then when my parents come home the babysitter will have s-ex with my dad. Then he will go to his room and have s-ex with my mom who will(in the morning) have s-ex with the mailman thus giving him aids. Gets the D*** H*** back for killing my frog
2007-06-16
17:27:08
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