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when i go to put the monkey up my dog humps the poor stuffed monkey

2007-06-16 15:32:10 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets Dogs

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Do you even really have a dog, or any pets at all? All of your questions are about 'humping'...obsessed much?

Get therapy

Get a life

2007-06-16 16:14:22 · answer #1 · answered by 2LabsNY 5 · 2 0

Humping or mounting is a dominance related trait. I would assume your dog sees the monkey as part of your "pack" and asserts his dominace over him. Don't worry, he's not strange or crazy but he might benefit from socializing with a few more dogs ... ;-)

2007-06-16 22:39:56 · answer #2 · answered by alex_chamberlain 2 · 0 0

Is your dog fixed? Not that it matters, my dog tries to hump my cat all the time... With his "pink thing" out and every thing...

Just be glad his attention is focused on the monkey and not your leg or pillows. Get the dog fixed if he isn't already and that may cure the problem.

2007-06-16 22:38:43 · answer #3 · answered by JQ 4 · 0 0

Lucky monkey

2007-06-16 22:34:59 · answer #4 · answered by cigarsnbrew 4 · 0 0

He's showing dominance (who's boss) over the monkey.

2007-06-16 22:36:39 · answer #5 · answered by kriend 7 · 1 0

Lose the monkey and this is common. Really no harm done here...but if it makes you uncomfortable...lose the love monkey. :)

2007-06-16 22:37:05 · answer #6 · answered by ~Brenda~ 4 · 0 0

Better that he is mounting the monkey rather than mounting you!

2007-06-16 23:19:13 · answer #7 · answered by hillbilly 2 · 0 0

Is there a question here? Your dog is horny. He obviously doesn't have a girl dog around. The only way to get him to stop that is to have him neutered.

2007-06-16 22:39:19 · answer #8 · answered by Hamlette 6 · 0 0

better he humps the monkey than your ladyfriend or your wife!is he neutered? if he isnt he should be and once thats done ,he will stop humping.

2007-06-16 22:40:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

he needs a mate a girl friend dog friend whatever your dog is lonley and is like most old men doing a animal

2007-06-16 22:37:49 · answer #10 · answered by colby b 2 · 0 0

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