A woman and a man driver are involved in a horrific collision, but amazingly both escape completely unhurt - though their cars are written off.
As they crawl out of the wreckage, the man sees the woman is blonde and strikingly beautiful. Then the woman turns to the man and gushes breathily: 'That's incredible - both our cars are demolished but we're fine. It must be a sign from God that we are meant to be together!'
Sensing a promise, the man stammers back, 'Oh yes, I agree with you completely!'
The woman goes on, 'And look, though my car was destroyed, this bottle of wine survived intact, too! It must be another sign. Let's drink to our love!'
'Well, OK!' says the man, going with the moment. She offers him the bottle, so he downs half of it and hands it back.
'Your turn,' says the man.
'No, thanks,' says the woman, 'I think I'll just wait for the police.'
2007-06-16 14:49:34 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oh snap! what a *****!. nice one. i love it
2007-06-16 14:56:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice
2007-06-16 14:56:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
jogs my memory of a real tale I heard. a guy replaced into using too speedy down a u . s . highway and swerved over onto the incorrect area of the line on a bend. As he did so, he replaced into exceeded with the aid of a motor vehicle coming any opposite direction which decrease the nook, passing him on the incorrect area of the line! the two drivers have been given out of their automobiles, shook arms and with out announcing a be conscious, continued on their way.
2016-11-25 01:53:16 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-16 15:02:45 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes this is a truly tricky riddle! but i am sure i can solve it!
the object is at the right angle so it is clear that the police will come and drive him but you wouldnt know that if you were not there!
2007-06-16 16:01:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
LMAO AHAHAHAHAHA THATS SO JOKES XD AHAHA I ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND THE JOKE!
In the end, the woman tried to frame the man as a drunk driver :D
2007-06-16 14:54:48 · answer #6 · answered by Big A 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Haha, that's one's really funny. XD
2007-06-16 15:47:44 · answer #7 · answered by Kai 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and they say that blondes are dumb
hahahahaha seems like we are smart after all
you go that's awsome keep them coming
2007-06-16 14:59:09 · answer #8 · answered by theresa t 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
that's sneaky
2007-06-16 18:18:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha!! lmao, 10/10
2007-06-16 16:14:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2007-06-16 15:14:00 · answer #11 · answered by Hugo rocks 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋