A man is speeding down a narrow mountain road, when a woman comes hurtling round the corner. He swerves to avoid her, but as she passes she leans out the window and screams 'PIG!'
Astonished, the man turns and yells back, 'B#TCH!' as he reaches the bend and crashes into a pig.
2007-06-16 14:34:51 · 17 answers · asked by Neha M 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha not bad
2007-06-16 14:44:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shocked at what happened, the woman doesn't pay attention to the road and crashes into a female dog!! hahahahaha
2007-06-16 15:02:24 · answer #2 · answered by MrTwister 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha. great. utterly awesome.
here's one for you:
a salesman is driving down a muddy country road when he gets to a farm. there's a huge puddle in front of the gate, so he yells out his window at the farmer, "How deep is it?"
The farmer says, "Oh, only three or so inches. You'll be fine."
So the salesman drives on through, and his car vanishes, sucked down. When he finally comes up again, the farmer says, "Gee, that's strange. It only came up to my duck's chests!"
Corny, yes...:D
2007-06-16 14:45:27 · answer #3 · answered by funnygurl 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. The woman should've at least "watch out for the pig".
2007-06-16 15:29:10 · answer #4 · answered by cynical 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-16 14:46:32 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
getting better 7 / 10
2007-06-16 14:37:39 · answer #6 · answered by bone 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I much prefer the ones you get in Christmas crackers
2007-06-16 14:40:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats funny
2007-06-16 14:46:54 · answer #8 · answered by Lizard 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chico like.
2007-06-16 14:38:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
that's men for you
always takes things wrong
lol
2007-06-16 14:39:28 · answer #10 · answered by theresa t 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋