Question and answer
How did the aliens hurt the farmer?
They trod on his corn.
Did you hear about the farmer you ploughed his field with a steamroller ?
He wanted to grow mash potatoes!
What did the neurotic pig say to the farmer?
You take me for grunted.
Q: When is a farmer like a magician?
A: When he turns his cow to pasture.
Q: Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?
A: Because it was always running out of the pen.
Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?
A: Laughing stock.
Q: Why can't the bankrupt cowboy complain?
A: He has got no beef.
2007-06-16 14:32:14 · 9 answers · asked by Neha M 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
great to tell the kids thanx av a star
2007-06-16 14:45:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well done for bringing some humour into my dull and boring life. Here's an old one for you,
Q. When is a door not a door ?
A. When it's ajar.
2007-06-16 21:42:39 · answer #2 · answered by Dr David 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good thank's for the laugh... Have a star. LOL
2007-06-16 23:38:02 · answer #3 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Good ones!
2007-06-16 21:48:22 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need to be a comedian when you get older! You are really awwwsome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Make more!!
2007-06-16 23:44:14 · answer #5 · answered by tubagirl331 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very cute
2007-06-16 21:36:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
" shakes head" tut tut
2007-06-16 21:36:52 · answer #7 · answered by bone 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
moooooove on
2007-06-16 21:48:35 · answer #8 · answered by jimbo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
is it right to eat MEAT tho?
2007-06-16 21:39:24 · answer #9 · answered by capa-de-monty 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋