Child sent to bed
A small boy is sent to bed by his father...
[Five minutes later]
"Da-ad..."
"What?"
"I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?"
"No. You had your chance. Lights out."
[Five minutes later]
"Da-aaaad..."
"WHAT?"
"I'm THIRSTY...Can I have a drink of water??"
"I told you NO! If you ask again I'll have to spank you!!"
[Five minutes later]
"Daaaa-aaaAAAAD..."
"WHAT??!!"
"When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?"
2007-06-16 14:01:47 · 22 answers · asked by ? 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-06-16 14:05:20 · update #1
Were did you learn that joke?!? You got some good jokes!! Tell me more! If I rated this 1-10, I would rate it a 20!!!!!!!!! I will even give a star too!
2007-06-16 16:58:44 · answer #1 · answered by tubagirl331 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-08 11:14:10 · answer #2 · answered by Erika 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny at all to me. If your son asks that much for water it usually means something is really wrong. The joke sucked . Children can play but when they ask 3 times you need to take it seriously. I did not find that joke funny.
2007-06-16 17:58:58 · answer #3 · answered by Struct_engir 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i'm thirsty too does that mean i going to get a spanking too boo hoo
lol star for you
2007-06-16 14:21:47 · answer #4 · answered by theresa t 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh boy is that a cute joke or what!!!! lol lmao fofl great it rates a 10+10 and a star!
2007-06-16 14:18:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-16 14:24:19 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i have heard that joke alot of times but i still think it is funny maybe a
7
2007-06-16 14:14:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol XD
thats a good one
i would have to say 9/10
2007-06-16 14:07:14 · answer #8 · answered by sevi 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one!!
happy fathers day to all fathers across the world!
2007-06-17 05:50:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
a good one
2007-06-17 03:27:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋