D'ya wanna know something SERIOUSLY scary? Well, I'm gonna tell you anyway! :-p
A good mate of mine friend recently declared an undying love for Jeremy Kyle.
She has made a scrapbook with 200 pics of him in and wants me (and my fiance, plus our 3 cats) to move to Manchester with her so that she can watch his show being filmed daily. She also wants to deliver a handmade jumper to him.
The scariest part is that she is 28 years old.
This is the first time she has developed stalking tendencies.
Should I get the white coat ready for her?
2007-06-16 13:41:34 · 21 answers · asked by Wildamberhoney 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television ➔ Other - Television
Send her on the show as someone with a major problem! Hopefully he will then be scared into early retirement.
2007-06-16 13:50:17 · answer #1 · answered by CHAAAAAAARGE! 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh No! Its the Jeremy Kyle syndrome! I have heard of this behaviour before. Yes you do need to keep the straight jacket as close to you as possible. When these urges and tendencies become out of control, she will need all of your help. They have actually been researching for a cure and what the scientist have come up with! wait for it! she need to zoom in, on Jeremy's ankles. apparently they are an instant turn off. That's where the cure lies. Good luck.
2007-06-16 14:04:09 · answer #2 · answered by ambertottie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
jeremy kyle is quite a good looking guy my daughter thinks he`s fit and she`s 26 so dont worry hopefully it will pass . bit concerned about the 200 pics of him though .
2007-06-16 13:46:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Can you say Psychopath. Who's Jeremy Kyle? I'm from the states.
2007-06-16 16:50:25 · answer #4 · answered by The Truth 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yes, several white coats. She has some serious issues with being star struck, and seems like she could be deemed as a stalker. She needs some help.
2007-06-16 13:55:58 · answer #5 · answered by Hot Coco Puff 7 · 6⤊ 1⤋
Jeremy Kyle annoys me. That's a FACT!
2007-06-16 13:54:14 · answer #6 · answered by love, come save me 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
One flew over the cuckoo's nest springs into mind here.
2007-06-17 07:46:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
the men in the white coats and the big nets will be round shortly.
2007-06-16 20:40:07 · answer #8 · answered by WWEChairman 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Does sound very worrying, I would certainly be guiding her in the general direction of some help.
Good luck!!
2007-06-16 13:46:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol... yes, Jeremy is a legend but I wouldn't go that far!
2007-06-16 13:57:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋