Little Johnny asked his dad:
can i have a bike for christmas dad?
dad replied:
i'm really sorry son but the thing is we havn't got much money we have £80,000 to pay on the morgage we just can't afford it.
The next day Johnny's dad seen him leaving his room with his case packed
Where you going son?
I'm leaving Johnny replied
Why? his dad asked
i was walking past your bedroom last night and i overheard you say to mum you was pulling out,then mum said to wait that she was coming too!
I'm not staying here with an £80,000 morgage and no fu****g bike!
2007-06-16 13:31:50 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol! Really funny, Gonna pass it off as one of my own!
2007-06-16 13:54:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-16 13:49:33 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ur a good joker. Lol.! ur funny. Hope u vote me best answer. ! ! Oh and u get 3 stars.
2007-06-16 13:48:06 · answer #3 · answered by Famous 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Sounds like a shot in the dark to me .....
2007-06-16 13:35:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!!!!!!!
that was funny
here have a star, enjoy
2007-06-16 13:59:17 · answer #5 · answered by ♫Cuban Gurl♫ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good
its star time
2007-06-16 13:38:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
its funny if u think about it
2007-06-16 17:52:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ah it was an alrite joke!
2007-06-16 13:37:11 · answer #8 · answered by irishchick! 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol - funny one!
2007-06-16 13:35:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha.. i laughed
2007-06-16 13:47:22 · answer #10 · answered by be_the_blonde 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋