There was a middle-aged couple that had two stunningly beautiful teenage daughters. The couple decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.
After months of trying, the wife finally got pregnant and sure enough, delivered a healthy baby boy 9 months later.
The joyful father rushed into the nursery to see his new son. He took one look and was horrified to see the ugliest child he had ever seen. He went to his wife and told her there was no way he could be the father of the child. "Look at the two beautiful daughters!" Then he gave her a stern look, and asked, "Have you been fooling around on me?"
The wife just smiled sweetly and said, "Not this time!!"
2007-06-16 13:03:33 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
If you tell any more of my secrets and I'll cry.LMIAOSFHISMS
2007-06-17 12:05:59 · answer #1 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious Good One LOL
I Present You a Precious Star
2007-06-16 13:07:42 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I try to be serious when I need to be but for the most part I fool around a lot.
2016-05-17 12:15:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Good
2007-06-16 13:06:47 · answer #4 · answered by ambertottie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-16 13:09:49 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Worthy of a star! Here you go!
2007-06-16 15:52:06 · answer #6 · answered by chloe. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is a good riddle!
when the man saw a baby the mother and daughters were IN the piece so it was clear to him at the end!!
that was easy
2007-06-16 13:09:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
poor guy..he thought he was the good looking one
2007-06-18 10:39:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nearly missed this one
he he he
its star time
2007-06-16 13:37:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that was so freakin FUINNY
i loved it
here have a star, enjoy
keep em comin
2007-06-16 13:10:54 · answer #10 · answered by ♫Cuban Gurl♫ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋