My friend on myspace posted this on myspace . . .
"One day a 6 year old was sitting in a classroom. The teacher was going to explain evolution to the children. The teacher asked a little boy:
TEACHER: Tommy do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.
TOMMY: Okay. (He returned a few minutes later) Yes, I saw the sky.
TEACHER: Did you see God?
TOMMY: No.
TEACHER: That's my point. We can't see God because he isn't there. He just doesn't exist.
A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some questions.
The teacher agreed and the little girl asked the
boy:
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY: Yes
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY: Yessssss!
LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky?
TOMMY: Yessssss!
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the teacher?
TOMMY: Yes.
LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain?
TOMMY: No.
LITTLE GIRL: Then according to what we were taught today in school, she must not have one!
BURN!
"FOR WE WALK BY FAITH, NOT BY SIGHT" 2 CORINTHIANS 5:7
*Repost if you believe in GOD!!!!
repost as "BURN!!!"
I need something like this that i can post on myspace, only i'm an atheist, can you please help me?
Thanks!
2007-06-16 12:58:51 · 13 answers · asked by Bobby 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Thanks Loka!
^_^
2007-06-16 13:31:15 · update #1
No Butterfly I gave you a thumbs up :)
2007-06-17 04:35:38 · update #2
Why would you want something as lame as that?
Just let them make fools of themselves and ignore it.
2007-06-16 13:02:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
Just make two lists. Title the first: Wars Primarily Fought in the Name of God. List the following wars: the French Wars of Religion, the First Crusade, the Second Crusade, the Third Crusade, the Fourth Crusade, the War of the League of Cambraithe, the Italian War of 1521, the Thirty Years War, the Reconquista, the Peasants' War (Germany), the Wars of the Three Kingdoms (United Kingdom), and the War of the Holy League. If you want to do the research, there are plenty more, but these will do for now.
Next, title the second list: Wars Fought Primarily over Atheism.
Now, leave the list blank, since there haven't been any.
2007-06-16 20:30:48 · answer #2 · answered by seattlefan74 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
*chuckles* You want atheist jokes? Okay I shall see what I can find for you.
One day, a preacher was walking along the street and he comes across a boy with a box filled with newly born kittens.
"Boy, what kind of kittens do you have there?" The preacher asked the young boy.
"They're Christian kittens, sir" the boy replied. So the preacher, nods, smiles and walks along. Two weeks later he comes across the same boy and asks "How are those Christian kittens doing?" The boy smiles at him, looks up and says "Oh, they're not Christian kittens anymore"
The preacher, shocked by this exclaims "What... why not?!?" The boy continues to smile and looks at him, "Well, ya see, now they're eyes are open and they're atheists."
2007-06-16 20:19:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
God says to Man, "I refuse to prove that I exist". Man says, "Well, you must have proved you existed, because only you could've created complex life." God says, "Oh, I hadn't thought of that", and dissapears in poof of logic.
How's that?
2007-06-16 20:15:21 · answer #4 · answered by Cannibal Ox 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Not an atheist, but thanks for the post. Loved it, and the teacher had it coming.
Ha, knew I would get a thumbs down, and ya'all say we christians don't have a sense of humor.
2007-06-16 23:49:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Lok beat me to it.. that's a good one.
btw, do you honestly feel that you need to play one-upsmanship with this person?
I personally think that kind of thing is representative of fundies.. it only makes THEM look bad.
2007-06-16 20:28:44 · answer #6 · answered by Kallan 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
weeeeeeell, that teacher had no brain. you can't tell the kiddies god doesn't exist. in fact, you shouldn't mention god at all.
anywho, i dunno, but going around in my mysapce group of friends is an atheist bulletin. ya know how the christians are always "add your name to this list if you love jesus." well now there's one for if you don't love jesus.
2007-06-16 20:02:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put up a picture of the Devil, and Play the song Hells Bells.
2007-06-16 20:07:00 · answer #8 · answered by Mary Magdalene 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
It's over-long and witless.
2007-06-16 20:19:10 · answer #9 · answered by CHEESUS GROYST 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
athiest are in trouble they can't even defend there position.all athiest are really agnostic.mankind knows about 2% of all the knowledge in the universe.can god exist in the 98% he doesn't know.the anwser is yes.so your really an agnostic in denial.atheism is a religion it self.you BELIEVE that god does not exist.you don't KNOW for sure that he does not.you would have to be ALL KNOWING to make the statement THERE IS NO GOD .
2007-06-16 20:19:48 · answer #10 · answered by ronbo 7 · 0⤊ 7⤋