The couple go to an agricultural show way out in the countryside on a fine Sunday afternoon and are watching the bull auction. The guy selling the bulls announces the first bull to be auctioned off, "A fine specimen, this bull reproduced 60 times last year.
the wife nudges her husband in the ribs and comments, "See! That's more than five times a month!"
The second bull is to be sold. "Another fine specimen, this wonder reproduced 120 times last year."
Again the wife bugs her husband, "Hey, that's some 10 times a month. What do you say to that?" Her husband is getting really annoyed with this comparison.
The third bull is up for sale. "And this extraordinary specimen reproduced 365 times last year!"
The wife slaps her husband on the arm and yells, "That's once a day, every day of the year! How about you?"
The husband was pretty irrated by now and yells back, "Sure, once a day!! Great!! but you ask the auctioneer if they were all with the same cow!"
2007-06-16 11:56:59 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very good LOL have a Star
2007-06-17 11:51:02 · answer #1 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Good One!
Like the old saying goes...once a king always a king, but one a night is enough...
2007-06-16 12:03:33 · answer #2 · answered by Siouxxi M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-16 12:09:50 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very true as well as funny. A change is better than a rest so they say.
2007-06-16 12:05:44 · answer #4 · answered by Gray 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA LOL ROFLMAO that's a really good one!!! :) thanx for the laugh
2007-06-16 12:02:13 · answer #5 · answered by basketball chicka 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-06-16 12:10:42 · answer #6 · answered by Sandy L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
liked it
2007-06-16 14:31:04 · answer #7 · answered by jimbo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
true life is always funniest
2007-06-16 12:07:31 · answer #8 · answered by MrFlibble 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like It !!!!
2007-06-16 12:12:33 · answer #9 · answered by Blueblaze 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10..... HILARIOUS
2007-06-16 12:08:49 · answer #10 · answered by Shonda 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋