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For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven.

"You've been such exemplary statues," he announced to them, "That I'm going to give you a special gift. I'm going to bring you both to life for thirty minutes, in which you can do anything you want." And with a clap of his hands, the angel brought the statues to life.

The two approached each other a bit shyly, but soon dashed for the bushes, from which shortly emerged a good deal of giggling, laughter, and shaking of branches. Fifteen minutes later, the two statues emerged from the bushes, wide grins on their faces.

"You still have fifteen more minutes," said the angel, winking at them.

Grinning even more widely the female statue turned to the male statue and said, "Great! Only this time you hold the pigeon down and I'll crap on it's head."

2007-06-16 11:46:56 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

10 answers

hahahahahahahaha fam dabby dosey love it great

2007-06-16 11:53:57 · answer #1 · answered by lisa o 2 · 0 0

I heard this years ago and laughed until I cried. Good joke!

2007-06-16 18:54:22 · answer #2 · answered by amazingly intelligent 7 · 0 0

An oldie but goodie!

LOL

2007-06-16 18:52:17 · answer #3 · answered by Doc Hudson 7 · 0 0

Hell LOL that is funny unexpected punchline but made me LMAO! :o)

2007-06-16 18:54:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

made me laugh, hehe, I am soooo one track minded sometimes *blushes*

2007-06-16 19:11:40 · answer #5 · answered by Esen 3 · 0 0

heard it before but its pretty good

2007-06-16 18:50:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

liked it

2007-06-16 21:41:37 · answer #7 · answered by jimbo 3 · 0 0

hahahaha

2007-06-16 19:39:12 · answer #8 · answered by jellybean 3 · 0 0

thats good, i like it

2007-06-16 18:54:07 · answer #9 · answered by youngvoice91 2 · 0 0

I haven't heard that one before, thanks that was good for me as well

2007-06-16 18:53:30 · answer #10 · answered by Jim 5 · 0 0

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