a country road in Conemara and a big American pulled up beside him and calls out "Hey Paddy which way is it to Cork.?" Paddy turns and asks "How did you know my name is Paddy.?" to which the Yank say's "I just guessed." so Paddy replies "Well you can effin guess your way to Cork.!"
2007-06-16 11:28:10 · 8 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one!! I have one for you!!I don't know if you are having gas prices that are way to high but I went to the gas station to get some gas for my lawn mower and I asked the clerk for 5 bucks worth of gas ........ The clerk farted and gave me a receipt!!
2007-06-16 13:16:43 · answer #1 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hahahahah Jim :)
..... Paddy is going through customs in Dublin airport when he's asked to identify a bottle in his luggage. 'Dats holy water I've brought back from Lourdes,' says Paddy.
The customs officer opens it and sniffs it and says, 'This smells more like whiskey!'
'Isn't that fantastic!!" says Paddy. 'Another bloody miracle.'
2007-06-16 11:33:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice 1 jim
2007-06-16 11:59:53 · answer #3 · answered by lisa o 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Pretty funny. 8/10.
2007-06-16 11:32:01 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha i like it av a star
2007-06-16 11:49:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha very funny
2007-06-17 00:47:43 · answer #6 · answered by K H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-06-16 11:34:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol... that's great!
2007-06-16 11:37:54 · answer #8 · answered by Neonkttie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋