2007-06-16 10:58:29 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Boxing
Offensive question. May Jesus forgive you.
2007-06-18 22:02:14 · answer #1 · answered by A-ROD 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Elvis wins the fight via TKO as Jesus refuses to aggress his opponent.
Then, he gets sent to hell for shaking those hips like that. Look what you've done, soldier! But Jesus forgives him, admiring how he can create a following.
They're playing Love Me Tender in the Jesus dressing room....
2007-06-16 18:19:47 · answer #2 · answered by Your Uncle Dodge! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definitely Jesus. Even if Elvis did star in Kid Galahad and could take a helluva punch. But Jesus, he's got that three persons in one God thing going, so if one of him was getting his Holy tail handed to him, he coud tag in the Holy Spirit or God Himself who would be as fresh as a daisy while Elvis was tiring himself out. Kind of like a Holy Rope a Dope.
2007-06-16 21:49:50 · answer #3 · answered by Kev 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Elvis was a fat slob. Jesus was ripped! So you have to go Jesus on the conditioning.
2007-06-16 19:08:57 · answer #4 · answered by Prince 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus would lose on purpose just so the Elvis fans wouldn't think their idol was a fat drug using worthless loser.
He's already did that once ya know.
2007-06-16 18:13:16 · answer #5 · answered by Mike 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
JESUS hits him with two overhand rights and knocks out elvis forever.
2007-06-17 01:59:02 · answer #6 · answered by carrillo7lucky 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
elvis because he would take care of business
i am assuming a young elvis, not that fat, dying on the toilet one
2007-06-16 18:04:54 · answer #7 · answered by John B 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus. Lighter on his feet and he has a better reach.
2007-06-16 18:00:47 · answer #8 · answered by needsumthin2002 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
jesus, cus if he got hurt he could heal himeself....
2007-06-16 18:01:01 · answer #9 · answered by ♐ вавч ♥ cuріd ♐ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
who do u think....JESUS...how?.....simple....POWERS
2007-06-16 18:07:34 · answer #10 · answered by gamer3123 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋