A man was driving along a country road when he saw a sign that read "Peaches, All Flavors, 1 Mile." After seeing this he thought to himself, "I gotta see this!" After driving for a mile he saw the stand and pulled off to investigate.
"Hi, I saw your sign and want to know how you can have peaches all flavors?"
"Well, sir, pick a flavor."
"OK, strawberry."
With that the man went to a barrel and pulled out a peach and gave it to the customer. The customer bit into it and it tasted like strawberries.
"OK, blueberry."
With that the man went to a barrel and pulled out a peach and
gave it to the customer. The customer bit into it and it tasted like blueberries.
"OK, peanut butter and jelly."
The man went to a barrel and pulled out a peach and gave it to
the customer. The customer bit into the peach and it tasted like
peanut butter.
"Hey, I taste the peanut butter but where's the jelly?"
"Turn it around." replied the man.
The customer turned the The customer turned the peach around and bit in
2007-06-16 10:52:26 · 13 answers · asked by Snake Eyes 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The customer turned the peach around and bit into it and tasted
jelly."
"OK, here's a hard one: *****."
With that the man went to a barrel and pulled out a peach and
gave it to the customer the customer bit into it and responded, "This
tastes like sh!t!"
"Turn it around." replied the man.
2007-06-16 10:53:15 · update #1
hahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I LOVE IT!
KINDA PERVERTED BUT FUNNY!
2007-06-16 10:55:52 · answer #1 · answered by I Love You.....♪♫♪ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny, it took a while but I got there in the end. I am blonde after all.
2007-06-16 11:05:54 · answer #2 · answered by scarlets3 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wot you saying is silly.did you know that you cant get flavor peach?a peach is a peach is a peach.i not like the English lire
2007-06-16 10:59:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-16 10:54:20 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i got the whole penut butter and jelly one but i dont know what the censored word was sooo.... was it like P U S S Y?
2007-06-16 10:59:27 · answer #5 · answered by Hayden Z 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats kinda funny, but it's not a question!
2007-06-16 10:57:40 · answer #6 · answered by Owin 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that happened to me
otherwise it was funny
2007-06-16 10:56:12 · answer #7 · answered by rawr 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ohhhh bad but worthy!!!!!! LOL
2007-06-16 10:55:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-06-16 11:23:10 · answer #9 · answered by Asia Gabrielle 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha, funny
2007-06-16 10:56:46 · answer #10 · answered by emilia 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋