Two friends are playing golf at their local course. One is about to chip on to the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes and bows down in prayer.
His friend says: "That is the most touching thing I have ever seen. I never knew you were such a sensitive man."
The man replies: "Yeah, well, we were married for 35 years."
2007-06-16 10:32:34 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yes this is a tricky riddle. i think that the ball was not his and he borrowed the colf clubs as it was his first time playing golf. he hit the ball and it killed his wife..
am i right????
2007-06-16 10:40:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think it's funny just like I think this one is funny:
Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair
every year and every year Morris would say, "Esther,
I 'd like to ride in that helicopter."
Yet Esther always replied, "I know Morris, but
that helicopter ride is fifty dollars - and fifty
dollars is fifty dollars!"
One year Esther and Morris went to the fair and
Morris said, "Esther, I'm 85-years-old. If I don't
ride that helicopter soon, I might never get another
chance."
But Esther still replied, "Morris that helicopter
is fifty dollars - and fifty dollars is fifty
dollars!"
However, the pilot overheard the couple and said,
"Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of
you up and if you stay quiet for the entire ride and
don't say a word, I won't charge you. If you do say
just one word though, it'll be fifty dollars!"
So Morris and Esther agreed and up they went. The
pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a
word was heard. He did all his daredevil tricks over
and over again, but still not a single word.
When they eventually landed, the pilot turned to
Morris and said, "By golly, I did everything I could
to get you to yell out, but you didn't. I'm
impressed!"
Morris replied, "Well, to tell you the truth, I
almost said something when Esther fell out, but you
know - fifty dollars is fifty dollars!"
2007-06-16 10:37:39 · answer #2 · answered by qstorm61 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Excellent
2007-06-16 11:00:03 · answer #3 · answered by pups 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!
2007-06-16 10:35:41 · answer #4 · answered by the answerer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it before...just reminds me why I can't stand golf!! Def the sport of single people!
2007-06-16 10:38:33 · answer #5 · answered by steph c 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha I've heard that before, but I still think its funny...definately a good one!
2007-06-16 10:35:40 · answer #6 · answered by Muffin 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ya ya sure
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2007-06-16 10:35:42 · answer #7 · answered by Remy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A bit weak to be honest.
2007-06-16 10:37:00 · answer #8 · answered by quidomango 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha.
It was funny, but I didn't laugh out loud..
But dont worry!
I was laughing in my mind!
2007-06-16 10:36:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! lol! 10!
2007-06-16 10:35:09 · answer #10 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋